"FCM #5 - DRIVING SONGS Start your engines! Make one last weekend road trip - at least to the Mars Cheese Castle. We've put together 15 driving songs to go along with you. Click here to download the entire FCM #5 - DRIVING SONGS or hunt and peck below. If..."

"1. Mariah Carey - "Cruise Control": assumes slang 'n' dialect from wherever the fuck she likes, keeps it so cool that you barely even notice. I'm wondering if I could successfully suggest some kind of crazy-split between her former melismatic insanity over less batshit material and her near one-note minidiva..."

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"We have a feeling that, were there a group of deadbeat dads out in Glendale (a la those Dina Lohan-lovin' freaks out East) who got drunk enough one day to form a Totally Awesome Dads Association (TADA!), they would most likely celebrate their first-year anniversary by handing out their Bud..."